Halo 3 Review!

It's finally up, my little chickens! Your patience has been rewarded with yet another review by a girl who plays games. I swear! Except that in the process of trying to get this baby published, I haven't been able to play anything new - you know how addiction starts. And of course with my new MacBook comes the ability to play a certain online sensation known as the World of Warcraft. GREAT. Nice knowing you! So next up, I think, is going to be a ridiculous comparison of Guitar Hero 3 and RockBand. It will, if all goes well, be my first review which will include other hot girls. OK, settle down. I know what you want and of course you're gonna get it, but first you really must behave.

Say, while you are watching the Halo 3 review, why not subscribe to my channel? The reviews should be coming more regularly now. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea...

I also need to credit a source, in my review. If you want to know how to see and learn more about "finding the skulls," visit Halo3Planet.com. Those guys are serious!

MacBook Blitz

OH you sexy thing. Waiting for your Halo 3 review so patiently - well after its sales have dropped down to like 5th best selling game in the U.S. I'm sure you've already somehow pre-bought Halo 4 and Halo 3.2: the Afterbirth and Expanded Themed Arenas. Alas, I can only excuse myself by explaining to you that I had to update the gear. My previous faithful IBook calmly informed me it would no longer be editing anything, thank you very much, and that I could kindly stick my footage up my... yes, IBooks talk. They don't do much else after five years of good behavior, though, so I had to get the new deceptively similar MacBook. A tank dressed up as a bunny. This baby is so powerful I can Google the future. By the way, the Patriots are in for a surprise, and your next birthday is going to be SWINGIN'.

So thanks for your patience. The reviews will be coming much more quickly now; although I'm not overly ambitious, I AM hoping to shoot for about one a month. Halo 3 should be up within the next 24 hours. Go ahead and get ready. I would recommend taking off your pants and then putting them back on with your underwear on the outside. And then send me a pic.